I can’t believe I have to make this post in anno domini 2021. Do NOT interact with my blog if you’re pro disordered eating (I’m looking at you pro-ana blogs). Or do, so I can block you

gayforcarstairsgirls:

laskulls:

when I was like 10 I asked my friend “what do you think of this cute boy in school” and she said “I wanna snap his bra strap” and that’s stayed with me all my life.

alivelmall:

prettyokayray:

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

support.nintendo.com

teaboot:

taz-zo:

Y'all they reintroduced kākāpō to mainland Aotearoa and I can’t get over the photo of this little guy preparing for his Air New Zealand flight. They packed him snacks??? His water bowl says “only top quality”??? You’re so right babe he is top quality 🥺🥺

I told my mom that her ex was like a Kakapo because they don’t fuck don’t fly are bad at raising kids and mostly just get eaten by rats but the one big difference is that they’re delightful

peacozy:

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

rosepink-hydra:

samgirl98:

costumersupportdept:

bonerpill-deactivated20230602:

no no, I know what you’re thinking but it’s actually amazingly great, keep watching.

Oh wow did not see that coming

The kind of public service announcements humans SHOULD be watching.

sunburnt-butch:

achillean-heartbeat:

dajo42:

welcome to EVIL SCHOOL heres your timetable for the day first you have SHADOW MATH then after that you have CREEPY BIOLOGY then GYM

did you just describe monster high

I like the implication that “Gym” is scary enough on its own because yeah I agree

frowningfox:

sighinastorm:

creepymutelilbugger:

uh, source?

Source:

mrnargle:

whenever my program freezes